You know the third movie in the series....the Jade Emperor??? Terracotta warriors brough to life etc etc.....well the sequel to it happenend in my front yard. Muppin and her sisters were having a lovely walk on their leads when a terracotta warrior attacked.
Poor Muppin managed to leap out of the way...although to be honest she was actually about a metre away when it fell. She was in no real danger!!!! And actually....since she had tangled her lead around the feet of the poor fella he didn't really have a choice but to fall on his face.
His mate didn't even help him up.
The sooky baby insisted on sleeping on my legs that night in case any other clay objects attacked!