Travels Without My Mother

Yes I have been out.

It is 4 am  and I am just back in.

I have been to a disco.

A disco with strippers.

Well to be honest not just strippers...they had a magician too ( not the Rincewind type either)

I was a bit concerned that they would only have female strippers but luckily that was just the warm up act.

Then I was told the stripper was Brazillian...I imagined a fancy wax job......but no ...he was Brazillian, very cute but sooooooooooooooo sweaty. I know in my younger days that wouldn't have mattered but now... yep... toooooooooooo sweaty.

The "stars" of the night had muscles that were very attractively arranged . They were very sweaty and let me tell you that as the only western woman in the place...apart from the afore mentioned warm up act ...they all came my way. I didn't tuck any cash in anything though...the birthday girl at my table was tipping them with glasses of tequilla...that seemed to do. Let me assure you that although there was tequilla dribbled down certain very attractive chests I DID NOT participate in the cleaning of the performers. But I did appreciate the opportunity to admire that much finely toned arm and chest at close quarters.

I found the whole thing highly amusing.

I might need to buy another cat on my return to real life because I think I might have missed the point. Apparently the whole thing was sexy and provocative and a real turn on....  I was laughing because stripping down to tight little bikini underwear is all very well but with long black socks on it was just funny. If the other members of the group had worn glasses they would have been steamed up..... they REALLY liked the look...I spent a lot of time watching at the reactions of those around me with great enjoyment.......a lot af Chinese people have never seen a nearly naked white guy apparently.....wearing black socks.

Funny how the thought of Daniel Jackson or Jack O'Neill with no shirt can make my glasses fog up but real life beefcake is a source of hilarity.

Yep....I'll need 1 cat......maybe 2.

And no...there are no pictures to post....unless I can work out how to get them off my phone camera that is...but that is for another time...farrrrrrrrrrr too late..or early now.!!!!

Comments

[AmyP]

Tannoy: "Cold shower for MrsDoctorWho ... cold shower for MrsDoctorWho. Thank you!"

[Suzi]

If I wasn't currently coughing somehting up every time I laughed, I'd be rolling on the floor howling right about now.

[amanda j]

Oh, I can completely relate to the strippers = "what the . . ." notion. No idea how that is supposed to be attractive! It's like my theory about men - none of them really enjoy watching the football, they just have to so they can keep up their end of the conversation!