It's been a rather long week- Learn To Swim= 4 round trips to town and 4 trips back to school all accomapnied by 40 or so kids and my usual bus sickness, 3 after school meetings which didn't finish at anything like the time they should and Sunday afternoon filled with marking and getting tea ready for Mum and Grumpy Old Dad.To top it all off I have just been to the supermarket with my shirt inside out.
And you know what ???
I don't even care.
I didn't even blush when I realised. I am so over everything that an inside out shirt ,which normally would have seen me leaving the trolley where it was and scuttling away home to fix said garment, didn't phase me at all.
The highlight of the week was a terribly silly joke which caught me off guard on Friday night and I couldn't stop laughing. It was voted number one in a list of top 50 jokes and while some of the others provoked a smile, for some reason my brain thought this one really WAS the top joke.
From the UK DailyMail Online, here goes.........
A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!'
The man says: 'You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'
I am laughing even now, and my shirt is still inside out.
Oh dear, I am worried that you are let out by yourself. Who signed you out?? Caramello???
A dyslexic boy walks into a bra......
Posted by: 2paw | October 24, 2010 at 05:49 PM
lol I thought it was funny too.
Posted by: melinda | October 31, 2010 at 12:29 AM
Shame it was from the Daily Hiel, but yes, that is a funny joke!
And don't worry about the inside-out-shirt. I once arrived at a psychiatrists (with someone whose appointment it was) wearing my slippers!
Posted by: AmyP | November 01, 2010 at 08:19 AM